Poopmueller was born in the embittered bowels of Nashe Gainsworth in the years following a torrid affair that broke his family apart. He emerged in the National Gut Biome after Nashe was taken to Mountain Viewtopia General Hospital for an emergency metafecal transplant.
Poopmueller does not always maintain a pleasant odor. He is an expert on the subject of fecal matter. He smolders with the fires of rage. He is very capricious. He has been known to come off as rude.
Poopmueller enjoys useful things, taking personality quizes with a background soundtrack of hip hop music, and dancing to classical music. He doesn't like taking action to care for the environment, romance films, or reading autobiographical material. You'll ordinarily discover Poopmueller learning entropy, taking in the expert sounds of Maroon 5, and gobbling up junk foods. Additionally, he enjoys spreading death and destruction.
Poopmueller's sole purpose is to spread himself throughout the world's poopulation and infect everyone's butts with fear and anxiety. He must be stopped because most people aren't really into that. He enjoys listening to Maroon 5 and dabbing.
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