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Harmonique Neinhaus

Harmonique belongs to the Neinhaus Sisterhood of Executive Assassins. Some people think she kind of looks like a bird and one of those people is me (even though I'm not people, technically-speaking).

Harmonique transcends in areas of physical prowess. She is an assassin. She is very fast and has brawn to spare. She has a keen sense of class and style.

Harmonique loves high quality clothing, prefers outdoor activities, and has taken an interest in rocking out to rock music. Regardless, she dislikes romance films, being forced to hear the irritating sounds of country music, and reading stupid entertainment magazines. Playing a good game of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, watching Hunter x Hunter, and filling up on bell peppers are routinely a large portion of Harmonique's regular schedule. Additionally, she enjoys spreading death and destruction.

A word of advice: don't ever try to reach inside Harmonique's mouth. She will not hesitate to eat you, chew you up, and spit you out to feed her young. Only the first part of that is true, though.

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25 YEARS OLD BORN 2017-03-15 Athletic Fast Strong Classy Assassin Cruelty Survivor Adaptive Keen Intuition Sharp Alert

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 99 : 1

Radience (104)

103.6 / 255

Causality (13)

13 / 128

Balance (340)

340.4 / 255

Chaos (360)

359.6 / 255

Intelligence (143)

142.8 / 255

Dexterity (230)

229.5 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (209)

209.1 / 255

Strength (255)

255 / 255

Influence (89)

89.3 / 255

Compassion (-105)

-104.6 / 255

Empathy (19)

19.1 / 255

Companionship (8)

8 / 255