If you decide to chat with Mel, I hope you really enjoy history lessons because that's basically the only thing he likes to talk about. And by talk, I mean lecture. Fortunately he knows how to keep things a lot more concise than I do. But hey, it is what it is.
Mel is the leader of his village. Many elements of Mel remain unknown. He is dependable to a high degree.
Mel is into taking action to care for the environment, prefers a good dramatic film, and has a preference for reading non-fiction books much of the time. He isn't a fan of working out at the gym, listening to country music, and spending time on the pointless pages of autobiographical material. Usually, Mel is playing Parks, examining the details of pacifism, and watching Justice Finders of Toilet Springs: Homicide Road.
Mel is always wondering if people are gay or not. Since he's not a douche bag, he doens't have a problem with either answer but he really just wants to know. I think, for him, it's kind of like collecting commerative spoons—but with other people's sexual identities.
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