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Deuce Baldwin

Deuce might be kind of cool if she weren't a stupid synthetic Nazi. Then again, probably not. I was just trying to be nice. It's not her fault that she was programmed this way. She was, much like her fellow comrades, created by Rush LimBot to prove the existence of Femenazis.

Deuce gives butch a whole new meaning. She has made an unbreakable bond with a bigoted ideal that seeks to undermine peace and prosperity. She has a tendency to come off as disparaging. She is seething with a desire for revenge. She is a flamboyant egocentric prick. She is colorful, bold, and flamboyant. She doesn't consider the needs of others very often. She can be a self-righteous blowhard. She fully enjoys a thick cigar.

Deuce likes working, watching documentary films, and playing video games while listening to classical music. She doesn't enjoy spontaneity, subjecting herself to sci-fi movies, or having to watch action movies. Munching on garlic, watching Hitler's Circle of Evil, and diving into the wonderful world of Mein Kampf make up a regular regimen for Deuce. Oh and, just being a cold-blooded murderer.

Deuce is an incessant journaler. She journals three times a day, mostly writing Am I a real person?

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31 YEARS OLD BORN 2010-08-16 Butch Fascist Self-Righteous Selfish Vengeful Rude Narcissism Cigar Smoker Flamboyant Cruelty Longing Dedicated

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 23 : 1

Radience (52)

52.4 / 255

Causality (7)

6.6 / 128

Balance (657)

656.6 / 255

Chaos (472)

471.8 / 255

Intelligence (-102)

-102 / 255

Dexterity (38)

38.3 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (47)

46.8 / 255

Strength (204)

204 / 255

Influence (-111)

-110.5 / 255

Compassion (-268)

-267.8 / 255

Empathy (-185)

-184.9 / 255

Companionship (8)

8 / 255




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