Reuven Boynes
Someone decided to institute an Annual Hipster Hat and Scarf Competition shortly after launch day and Reu wins every year because literally no one participates. He doesn't actually even care about the competition at all but, rather, enjoys the comfort of knit materials. He's actually not even a hipster. He's a Duck Scout Troop Leader and made his own outfit because he wanted those cozy knitted feels real bad. (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
Reu has limitless enthusiasm for his ambition. Few people are as sincerely entertaining as Reu. He is an uncommonly affable person. He imagines and thinks creatively. He is a reliable and caring friend.
Reu is partial to keeping up with the latest trends and styles, prefers working, and having a good think while listening to the sounds of Latin music for entertainment purposes. He dislikes romance films, being forced to hear the irritating sounds of country music, and bothering to read books about economics and investments. If you know Reu, you know you'll often spot him entertaining himself with a game of BioShock, curling up to read The Cathedral and the Bazaar, and watching Virtuosity.
As a Duck Scout Troup Leader, Reu would take children out to the Duck Valley Reservoir to collect psychoactive plants for the corporate government in exchange for Synthetic Battle Monsters (SBMs). The scouts take their SBMs out to the reservoir to make them fight. While the violence is questionably ethical, all genders and sexualities are permitted and nobody gets molested. So, it has a few advantages over becoming a boyscouts. (Not that it's legal to become a boyscout anymore, but that's a very long story involving a bathhouse in Florida and the Neinhaus Enterprise. Maybe ask Ravi Helton about it sometime if you're curious.)