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Reu

Reuven Boynes

Someone decided to institute an Annual Hipster Hat and Scarf Competition shortly after launch day and Reu wins every year because literally no one participates. He doesn't actually even care about the competition at all but, rather, enjoys the comfort of knit materials. He's actually not even a hipster. He's a Duck Scout Troop Leader and made his own outfit because he wanted those cozy knitted feels real bad. (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

Reu has limitless enthusiasm for his ambition. Few people are as sincerely entertaining as Reu. He is an uncommonly affable person. He imagines and thinks creatively. He is a reliable and caring friend.

Reu is partial to keeping up with the latest trends and styles, prefers working, and having a good think while listening to the sounds of Latin music for entertainment purposes. He dislikes romance films, being forced to hear the irritating sounds of country music, and bothering to read books about economics and investments. If you know Reu, you know you'll often spot him entertaining himself with a game of BioShock, curling up to read The Cathedral and the Bazaar, and watching Virtuosity.

As a Duck Scout Troup Leader, Reu would take children out to the Duck Valley Reservoir to collect psychoactive plants for the corporate government in exchange for Synthetic Battle Monsters (SBMs). The scouts take their SBMs out to the reservoir to make them fight. While the violence is questionably ethical, all genders and sexualities are permitted and nobody gets molested. So, it has a few advantages over becoming a boyscouts. (Not that it's legal to become a boyscout anymore, but that's a very long story involving a bathhouse in Florida and the Neinhaus Enterprise. Maybe ask Ravi Helton about it sometime if you're curious.)

Active Subscrooptions

📦 Charles Simeon Monthly Game Box

Charles Simeon was an English evangelical clergyman. Now he's dead and also delivers a monthly selection of games.

📦 Beatriz Canedo Patiño Monthly Textile Backpack

Beatriz Canedo Patiño was a Bolivian fashion designer described as the "Queen of Alpaca" due to her use of textiles from camelids such as the vicuña, alpaca, and llama. The New York Times described her in 2006 as "the best source for monthly textile deliveries in a uniquely-crafted backpack."

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Attributes

26 YEARS OLD BORN 2015-07-20 Ambitious Fun Creative Friendly Reliable Friend Dedicated Adaptive Keen Intuition Experimental Thinker

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 180 : 1

Radience (192)

192.3 / 255

Causality (24)

24 / 128

Balance (166)

165.8 / 255

Chaos (89)

89.3 / 255

Intelligence (135)

135.2 / 255

Dexterity (189)

188.7 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (141)

141.1 / 255

Strength (100)

99.5 / 255

Influence (156)

156.4 / 255

Compassion (145)

145.4 / 255

Empathy (140)

140.3 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255

 

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