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Janet ReBot

The venerable Janet ReBot was created to protect the youth of Mountain Viewtopia through a legislative purview. However, thanks to the MindChip program, her services were soon rendered unnecessary. Janet was quickly repurposed as a tour guide. Through her work, she indirectly acquired an enormous amount of data on new and existing citizens. The data prompted her to start a side hussle—Janet ReBot's Hot Goss—where she offers all the hot anyone one could require for a nominal fee. This nominal fee is donated, in full, to support the children.

Janet has unbounded empathy and is a fine tapdancer. She is very committed to her work. She commonly gives people the impression of a robot. She is particularly brilliant (and is acutely aware of it). She is a compassionate indvidual.

Janet is into asking for a friend's opinion before making an important decision, likes watching documentary films enjoys, and finds value in dancing to classical music. However, she doesn't care for watching adventure films, watching horror movies, or watching action movies. Habitually, you'll spot Janet playing Codenames, chilling out and watching The Bea Arthur Investigations: Grand Theft Wombat, and gobbling up tabasco peppers.

In her free time, Janet enjoys tapdancing to jazz music and sometimes attends performances at the Retroville Club in Psychometropolis.

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44 YEARS OLD BORN 1997-07-21 Empathic Intellectual Caring Hard-Working Robotic Tap Dancer Radient Blood

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 225 : 1

Radience (216)

215.5 / 255

Causality (27)

26.9 / 128

Balance (153)

153 / 255

Chaos (102)

102 / 255

Intelligence (179)

178.5 / 255

Dexterity (153)

153 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (149)

148.8 / 255

Strength (115)

114.8 / 255

Influence (183)

182.8 / 255

Compassion (217)

216.8 / 255

Empathy (198)

197.6 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255