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Eagan Hanlon

Whether or not you're looking for the history of Mountain Viewtopia, Eagan's willing to tell you all about it. He prefers the controversial stuff so don't be scared. Remember: I love you. I love everyone. Well, except Rush Limbot, all the synthetics under his control, Nashe Gainsworthe, and this guy Steve you don't know. You're not on that list so it's all good. Neither is Eagan. He is at least a two-quart tub of fun.

Eagan is very astute and skilled. He creates art with anything. He is terribly proficient in anything in all his endeavors. He is tremendously intelligent (and is acutely aware of it). He conceptualizes and thinks using his creative talent.

Eagan enjoys asking for a friend's opinion before making an important decision, screening new sci-fi movies, and doing chores while listening to the sounds of rock music. Nevertheless, he doesn't enjoy having anything to do with horror movies, watching war movies, and the irritating sounds of country music. On many occasions you'll see Eagan getting lost in the pages of The Cathedral and the Bazaar, taking a break with a game of A Boy and His Blob, and munching on asiago cheese.

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📦 Charles Simeon Monthly Game Box

Charles Simeon was an English evangelical clergyman. Now he's dead and also delivers a monthly selection of games.

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Rob Rotten is an American actor and film director known for his work on pornographic films, many of which incorporate elements and themes such as punk rock, horror, gonzo pornography, and tattoos. He retired from the adult entertainment industry in 2014 to send peope yogurt on a weekly basis.




22 YEARS OLD BORN 2019-07-10 Intelligent Intellectual Creative Effective Media Artist Rarely Sits Flexible

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 81 : 1

Radience (121)

121.1 / 255

Causality (15)

15.1 / 128

Balance (86)

85.9 / 255

Chaos (115)

114.8 / 255

Intelligence (102)

102 / 255

Dexterity (153)

153 / 255

Efficacy (156)

156.1 / 255

Power (102)

102 / 255

Strength (51)

51 / 255

Influence (98)

97.8 / 255

Compassion (38)

38.3 / 255

Empathy (70)

70.1 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255