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Katya Strüder

Do I really have to talk about another Nazi? They hate a lot of people and do bad things. What else do you need to know? But fine. Katya looks like she's dressed for the opening of a grand casino in Hyrule. At one point in her pointless synthetic life, she became convinced that she could squeeze water out of a rock. Every Sunday, she pretends to urinate to feel alive. Do you feel better now? Because I don't. Let's just get the psychoanalysis over with.

Katya gives butch a whole new meaning. Katya's devotion to precepts and procedures is tireless and resolute. She always gives the impression that she's in a hurry. She is self-righteous and, as you may have guessed, seldom wrong about any little thing. She is a disgusting and viscious Nazi. She opts for a rational approach to existence. She has a special and unique condition. Depending on the circumstances, Katya can be as bitter as a lemon-soaked placenta (if you've eaten one you get it, gurl). She has a powerful sense of faith in the unknown. She gets bored without frequent stimulation. She will always protect those that she loves most.

Katya loves discovering the latest horror movies, likes streaming the latest movies inspired by history enjoys, and has taken an interest in reading just about any entertainment magazines. However, she has an aversion to taking action to care for the environment, having to watch action movies, and helping others. Honing her skills in Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike Online Edition, getting lost in the pages of New Markets & Other Essays, and chilling out and watching Blue Chips contribute to Katya's common activities. Also, exterminating select groups of people.

Well wasn't that fun. Here's some actually useful information, though: don't worry too much about Katya. She can turn on a dime but an encounter with her doesn't have to spell trouble. Not because she's good or anything, but because she tends to function through emotional mirroring. If you approach her with kindness, regardless of the circumstances, you basically have nothing to worry about.

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25 YEARS OLD BORN 2016-08-06 Butch Fascist Spiritual Strict Self-Righteous Protective Bitter Bored Logical Unique Impatient Cruelty Dedicated Longing

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 27 : 1

Radience (52)

52.4 / 255

Causality (7)

6.6 / 128

Balance (210)

210.4 / 255

Chaos (222)

221.9 / 255

Intelligence (64)

63.8 / 255

Dexterity (115)

114.8 / 255

Efficacy (73)

73.2 / 255

Power (120)

119.9 / 255

Strength (181)

181.1 / 255

Influence (46)

45.9 / 255

Compassion (-41)

-40.8 / 255

Empathy (12)

11.5 / 255

Companionship (8)

8 / 255




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