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Abraham

Abraham Greenbaum

Abraham is really just too good for everyone. He wouldn't say as much but it's clear from his incessant altruism that you can always count on him to put his needs behind everyone else's. Perhaps that was why Sakenomi chose him as a partner in both business and love.

Abraham always knows how to make a person feel wanted. He has an abundance of warmth and compassion. He hasn't been seen for quite a while. He is a very effective business magnate. He is very capable in all his endeavors. He has a fantastic professional acuity.

Abraham enjoys useful things, attending live events, and listening to rock music. He doesn't enjoy working out at the gym, watching war movies, or having anything to do with action movies. Abraham is usually happy by the prospect of feeling some sick beatz by SHAED, watching Secret City, and gobbling up rosemary on a usual day.

One of Abraham's most well-known efforts was the Face Your Feces Initiative. Before bowel movements became little more than an annual donation to National Gut Biome, he changed the layout of every bathroom in Mountain Viewtopia, as well as its partner cities, with toilets that faced each other and did not maintain even the slightest illusion of privacy. Everyone was required to see each other poop and face their feces head on with the help of their fellow citizens. At first this initiative was met with much disdain, but if you're familiar with HGD's vivid history you probably know that people always came around to their way of thinking.

Abraham's favorite body part is toes.

Abraham fabricated the golden dolphin statue (a.k.a. the duck woman statue) once erected in the courtyard of Academie Dauphin.

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42 YEARS OLD BORN 1999-07-04 Charismatic Entrepreneur Compassionate Missing Hard-Working Effective Prestige Determination

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 203 : 1

Radience (191)

190.7 / 255

Causality (24)

23.8 / 128

Balance (125)

125 / 255

Chaos (130)

130.1 / 255

Intelligence (163)

163.2 / 255

Dexterity (255)

255 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (181)

181.1 / 255

Strength (125)

125 / 255

Influence (192)

192.1 / 255

Compassion (158)

158.1 / 255

Empathy (161)

160.7 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255

 

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