Oh Audley...what a tragedy. I mean, this kid has the worst luck. He's always in and out of the hospital because he forgot to put on his sunscreen and lost consciousness during a breath-holding contest on the beach—or something like that. He's just full of bad decisions because he never thinks ahead. Nevertheless, it doesn't stop him from living his life. It probably will, eventually, but so far he's managed to evade the clutches of inevitable self-destruction.

Audley relentlessly appears to be smiling excessively. If there's one way to characterize Audley, it's peculiar and eccentric. He seldom keeps anything to himself. He sincerely cares about everyone. He is absolutely overconfident.

Audley enjoys outdoor activities, watching documentary films, and dancing to classical music. He doesn't like consulting someone in his family on important matters, being subjected to country music, or wasting time reading autobiographical material. More often than not, you'll encounter Audley playing a game of Radiant Silvergun, reading Aghal Paghal, and binging episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

You'll often find Audley seething in pain...but just ignore it. He knows what he did.

Audley loves that fan-favorite episode of Color Sample Wars with Purple Pizazz and Cyberspace Green because it was the most impossible moment when Purple Pizazz annhilated Cyberspace Green in the Evil Air Bud Road Round.