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François Zaveri

François Zaveri

Who ultimately destroyed Rush Limbot and his Feminazis and then adopted and raised a kid he found trapped in a box? That would be François Zaveri, the HGD Assassin with an unusually compartmentalized conscience. I find his moral compass absolutely fascinating. It points in so many directions at the same time!

François Zaveri never wanted to be a father but life had other plans. He is entirely delightful and full of captivating charm. He can be particularly intimidating. He exterminates people for a living. He is particularly effective in all his undertakings.

François Zaveri loves getting other people's opinions before forming his own, prefers rocking out to hip hop music, and favors dancing to rock music nowadays. That being said, he dislikes working, watching war movies, and being forced to hear the pointless noise of R&B music. Time and time again, François Zaveri will be dining on chili peppers, incessantly watching Manhattan Murder Mystery, and using their professional skills in debugging. Oh and, naturally, killing people.

By the way, he's really not a bad guy if you look past the murdering. When you want a job done to exact specifications, François Zaveri is who you want to call. I mean, you can't, but if you could you would call him. Respect man, respect.

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42 YEARS OLD BORN 1999-05-04 Reluctant Father Effective Assassin Charismatic Intimidating Alert Sharp Inner Strength Self-Affirming Physical Worker Adaptive Rarely Sits Antinomian Arborist Survivor

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 104 : 1

Radience (104)

103.6 / 255

Causality (13)

13 / 128

Balance (231)

230.8 / 255

Chaos (298)

298.4 / 255

Intelligence (179)

178.5 / 255

Dexterity (255)

255 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (230)

229.5 / 255

Strength (255)

255 / 255

Influence (130)

130.1 / 255

Compassion (-43)

-43.4 / 255

Empathy (68)

67.6 / 255

Companionship (8)

8 / 255