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Of all the Watermelon Islanders, Nacea is definitely the most sociable. She tries to keep up with what everyone's doing and spread the word like it's her job. But it isn't your job, Nacea, is it? It's my job. Stay in your freakin' lane, gurl!

Nacea is very friendly and sociable. She is fascinated about literally everything. She has a history of delusions of grandeur. She has an exceedingly positive outlook in life. She is obsessed with the Paleo diet. She is a serious busybody.

Nacea likes useful things, a good dramatic film, and rocking out to rock music. However, she has an aversion to watching horror movies, having to watch action movies, and bothering to read books about economics and investments. Time and time again, Nacea will be enjoying the music of of Luan Santana, reading Justice, Judiciary and Democracy, and watching Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.

Active Subscrooptions

📦 Al Sharpton Bi-Weekly Sweet Crate

Alfred Charles Sharpton Jr. is an American civil rights activist, Baptist minister, talk show host and politician. Sharpton is the founder of the National Sweet Treats Network that delivers sweets to citizens far and wide.

📦 Charles Simeon Monthly Game Box

Charles Simeon was an English evangelical clergyman. Now he's dead and also delivers a monthly selection of games.

📦 Bill Maher Daily Baked Potato Carton

Bill Maher An American comedian, political commentator, and television host who eats a baked potato before every show. Now you can, too!

📦 Mary J. Blige Jicama Box-of-the-Month

Mary Jane Blige is an American singer-songwriter, actress, and philanthropist. Her career began in 1991 when she was signed to Uptown Records. She went on to release 13 studio albums, eight of which have achieved multi-platinum worldwide sales. Blige has sold 50 million albums worldwide and 80 million records worldwide in order to focus on her true dream: providing monthly jicama samples to her subscribers.

📦 Eva Longoria's Marshmallow Receptacle

Eva Jacqueline Bastón is an American actress, producer, director, activist, and businesswoman. After a number of guest roles on several television series, Longoria was recognized for her portrayal of Isabella Braña on the CBS daytime soap opera The Young and the Restless. CBS has leveraged this success as a weekly marshmallow delivery service to which Longoria lends her name.

📦 Tom Cruise's Bi-Monthly Box o' Rice

Thomas Cruise Mapother IV is an American actor and producer. He has received various accolades for his work, including three Golden Globe Awards and three nominations for Academy Awards. Through his tireless efforts at the Church of Scientology, he works to bring bi-monthly rice to all who are willing to renounce the Church of Corn and devote themselves to Dianetics.

📦 Chris Pratt Bi-Monthly Worldwide Teeth Box

Christopher Michael Pratt is an American actor, known for starring in both television and action films. He rose to prominence for his television roles, particularly as Andy Dwyer in the NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation, for which he received critical acclaim and where he found his first stray tooth. Ever since he's been collecting human teeth from around the world and sending them to fans every other month. Some say these teeth have special properties that, under the right circumstances, can revive the deceased...




23 YEARS OLD BORN 2019-01-25 Friendly Gossip Curious Paranoid Paleo Happy Longing Dedicated Mercy Agile Survivor

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 95 : 1

Radience (127)

126.5 / 255

Causality (16)

15.8 / 128

Balance (26)

25.5 / 255

Chaos (97)

96.9 / 255

Intelligence (66)

66.3 / 255

Dexterity (158)

158.1 / 255

Efficacy (105)

104.8 / 255

Power (129)

129.2 / 255

Strength (163)

163.2 / 255

Influence (122)

122.4 / 255

Compassion (143)

142.8 / 255

Empathy (105)

104.6 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255