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Dr. Bill

Doctor Bill Warnock

Dr. Bill has only ever had to endure two herpes outbreaks in his lifetime. Other than that, the infection never really caused him any trouble.

Dr. Bill commands medical expertise. There is very little that he doesn't know about. He craves ASMR. He has a superb work ethic and is very fast.

Dr. Bill enjoys getting other people's opinions before forming his own, a good dramatic film, and dancing to Latin music. He doesn't enjoy working out at the gym, watching war movies, or listening to country music. Getting lost in the pages of The Phantom of Manhattan, playing Panzer Dragoon Orta, and chilling out and watching Stargate contribute to Dr. Bill's regimen.

Dr. Bill has urine with a greenish tint from an overconsumption of kale.

Sometimes, when he's not feeling particularly well, Dr. Bill will take a walk in the Duck Valley Reservoir in hopes he'll see a woman on a hill again. Unfortunately, his memory is vague so I can't be more specific.

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36 YEARS OLD BORN 2005-06-24 Medical Intelligent Hard-Working Fast ASMR

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 86 : 1

Radience (131)

131.2 / 255

Causality (16)

16.4 / 128

Balance (88)

88.4 / 255

Chaos (61)

61.2 / 255

Intelligence (128)

127.5 / 255

Dexterity (117)

117.3 / 255

Efficacy (150)

149.6 / 255

Power (105)

105.4 / 255

Strength (71)

71.4 / 255

Influence (104)

103.7 / 255

Compassion (66)

66.3 / 255

Empathy (97)

96.9 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255