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Rim Pearn

I've got to say, Rim is one of the more innovative kids in PS518 school community. He invented this thing with his tongue—which he named rimming after himself, of course—where he quickly alternates the muscles back and forth to create a strong vibration. He loves to demonstrate this technique by unlocking people's back doors. He just puts his tongue on the key slot, starts rimming, and before long he's inside. Of course, he always asks permission. It can be very startling to find someone's tongue on the key slot of your back door when you're not expecting it—even more so if they've gotten inside as well. But Rim is very conscientious and uses his innovative techniques to demonstrate the unlocked potential of organic bodies. At the very least, Rim has helped HG Dynamics uncover a common vulnerability in their line of electronic deadbolts. Fortunately, the vast majority of citizens respect boundaries and don't break into back or front doors. There's no need—it's just a fun activity for some people.

Rim has a curious mind and has signs of PTSD. He is very smart (and is acutely aware of it). He often feels uneasy in situations where he's inexperienced.

Rim is into asking for a friend's opinion before making an important decision, likes checking out the latest action movies likes, and has taken an interest in engaging in hobbies while listening to rock music. Nevertheless, he doesn't care for eating out, romance films, and listening to country music. Rim likes finding aural joy through the tremendous euphonics of Imagine Dragons, watching I Love Lucy, and filling up on dinner on most days.

Rim likes to perform shows using his body magic from time to time. You should check one out if you get the opportunity. If you're impressed by his rimming technique, just wait until he shows you how he pearns. 😉

Rim loves that fan-favorite episode of Color Sample Wars with Purple Pizazz and Cyberspace Green because it was the most impossible moment when Purple Pizazz annhilated Cyberspace Green in the Evil Air Bud Road Round.

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14 YEARS OLD BORN 2028-03-29 Curious Anxious Intellectual Entertainer Ambitious Dedicated Adaptive Alert Determination Experimental Thinker Keen Intuition

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 230 : 1

Radience (208)

207.6 / 255

Causality (26)

25.9 / 128

Balance (171)

170.9 / 255

Chaos (84)

84.2 / 255

Intelligence (217)

216.8 / 255

Dexterity (217)

216.8 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (189)

188.7 / 255

Strength (133)

132.6 / 255

Influence (200)

199.8 / 255

Compassion (166)

165.8 / 255

Empathy (191)

191.3 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255