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Mozart Schuchardt

So, Mozart is that kind of douche that thinks he's the coolest kid on the block and doesn't realize how desperate he actually is. It's rather sad, really. Half the time you forget he's a total Nazi because it's just so sad. But maybe that's his strategy...hmm...

Mozart gives butch a whole new meaning. He is often mysterious and elliptical. There is barely anything that he does not know about. He is self-righteous and, as a result, never wrong about anything. He has a staunch allegeance to a disturbing, hateful agenda that seeks to undermine peace and prosperity. He exhibits domineering behavior. He is intent on achieving his vengeance. He never fails to be prepared and is especially clever. He can be kind of silly at both the best and worst of times. He occasionally exhibits wildly inconsistent behavior.

Mozart likes wearing comfortable clothing, rocking out to country music, and going to live events. He doesn't enjoy spontaneity, sitting through war movies, or having anything to do with action movies. Speaking specifically eating pita bread, watching any episode of The Universe, and diving into the wonderful world of All the President's Men will be on Mozart's agenda. Oh and, naturally, murdering just for the fun of it.

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35 YEARS OLD BORN 2007-01-05 Butch Fascist Silly Self-Righteous Intelligent Vengeful Difficult to Read Strategist Clever Capricious Controlling Cruelty

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 54 : 1

Radience (72)

71.7 / 255

Causality (9)

9 / 128

Balance (524)

524 / 255

Chaos (459)

459 / 255

Intelligence (87)

86.7 / 255

Dexterity (125)

125 / 255

Efficacy (108)

108.3 / 255

Power (151)

151.3 / 255

Strength (242)

242.3 / 255

Influence (-2)

-1.7 / 255

Compassion (-217)

-216.8 / 255

Empathy (-65)

-65 / 255

Companionship (8)

8 / 255




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