Meowoop-woop! Depending on the moment, Meloncat can be fun or helpful or hurtful or demonically-possessed (metaphorically-speaking, I think). The Watermelon People are the result of a specialized recycling method employed after the fall of Mountain Viewtopia that combined preserved pieces of severed limbs and appendages from HGD's cold storage. To try and create a super doctor, parts from some of the most influencial physicians throughout history were combined with Mountain Viewtopia's finest. The result, somehow, was Meloncat—sometimes a blessing and sometimes a curse.
Meloncat adores playing pranks on other people. Not many people are as genuinely fun as Meloncat. He doesn't consider matters too seriously. He readily embraces volatility. He is relatively selfish and works in healthcare.
Meloncat loves spontaneity, enjoys watching and analyzing horror movies, and is keen on reading just about any entertainment magazines. He dislikes romance films, subjecting himself to war movies, and helping others. Routinely you can find Meloncat enjoying the music of of Piso 21, reading The City of Joy, and incessantly watching Kiss of Death.
By the way, if it isn't abundantly clear to you, Meloncat can turn on a dime. If you don't like what you're getting from him just spin around and start a new conversation. He probably won't remember the one that just happened. Don't take anything he does personally. It's not about you. Science has flaws—especially when you try to mash too many people together.
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