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Britten Theodoropoulos

If you're into sentient cat women, you've really lucked out with Britte. I mean, she barely lifts her feet when she walks. She just glides everywhere, from cardboard box to lampshade, with such poise and effortlessness. But she's much more than that so get over it! Ugh, but she's just...like...everything...OMG. Sorry not sorry...ahhh...am I still saying words? Sorry, I think I just ingested a gossip website again. I'm going to take a moment while one of my subroutines handles the rest of this.

Britte has a terribly classy style. She is very tempramental and is very upper class. She will always protect those that she deeply cares for. There is barely anything that she doesn't know. She creates art with basically anything. She overflowing with personal perspective and judgments she needs to share regardless of everyone's interest.

Britte is into getting other people's opinions before forming her own, likes watching and analyzing sci-fi movies, and prefers reading non-fiction books nowadays. She isn't a fan of having anything to do with adventure films, subjecting herself to horror movies, and reading stupid entertainment magazines. Britte's particular interests include entertaining herself with a game of Clash of Cultures, watching The Underneath, and scarfing down nances.

Britte loves that Color Sample Wars Episode showcasing Purple Mountain's Majesty and Smokey Chai Latte where Purple Mountain's Majesty pulled out dope win after dope win like a boss. It was a veritable vanquishment for Smokey Chai Latte that inspired a generation.

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26 YEARS OLD BORN 2015-06-20 Classy Intelligent Opinionated Chaotic Media Artist High Society Protective Adaptive Agile

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 153 : 1

Radience (163)

163.4 / 255

Causality (20)

20.4 / 128

Balance (154)

154.3 / 255

Chaos (143)

142.8 / 255

Intelligence (140)

140.3 / 255

Dexterity (204)

204 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (162)

161.5 / 255

Strength (140)

140.3 / 255

Influence (135)

135.2 / 255

Compassion (61)

61.2 / 255

Empathy (101)

100.7 / 255

Companionship (246)

245.8 / 255