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Beth Shoemakle

At HG Dynamics, Beth is the robots engineer in charge of developing armpit and pubic hair simulations. She's often collaborating on pop science books authored by Darris June.

There is next to nothing that Beth does not know about. She has become extraordinarily proficient in the disciplines of math and science. She has extensive technical skills.

Beth loves getting other people's opinions before forming her own, prefers rocking out to hip hop music, and prefers dancing to rock music these days. However, she has an aversion to outdoor activities, listening to the pointless noise of R&B music, and spending time on the pointless pages of entertainment magazines. Eating chico fruits, watching The Flintstones, and reading passages from One are all things Beth likes to do as a part of her daily regimen.

Beth accounts for one-third of the Pun Squad, along with her boyfriend Enos Lather and squad founder Drue Sollars.

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33 YEARS OLD BORN 2009-03-16 Intelligent Technical Expertise Math and Science Expertise Rarely Sits Mirror Dancer Eminent Keen Intuition Humility Mercy Pun-Obsessed

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 180 : 1

Radience (185)

184.6 / 255

Causality (23)

23.1 / 128

Balance (163)

163.2 / 255

Chaos (92)

91.8 / 255

Intelligence (194)

193.8 / 255

Dexterity (176)

176 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (162)

161.5 / 255

Strength (115)

114.8 / 255

Influence (157)

157.3 / 255

Compassion (102)

102 / 255

Empathy (148)

147.9 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255




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