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No Bees Kid

Nicholas Bloomfield

Oh gurl...we all gotta pray for this poor, stupid, dumb bitch. It is a real tragedy when a boy this sweet also happens to be at least as stupid. Nicholas Bloomfield just wants to make everyone happy but he is just too dumb. If he saw Hitler crying, he'd give him a hug. And I'll remind you that his last name is Bloomfield, even though everyone called him No Bees Kid at this point.

No Bees Kid has a serious addiction to No Bees Co. Cosmowafers. He is a survivor of something entirely awful. He has a forlorn demeanor and is a friend you can trust. He has an abundantly caring nature.

No Bees Kid likes taking action to care for the environment, a good dramatic film, and burying his nose in autobiographical material. On the other hand, he doesn't enjoy keeping up with the latest trends and styles, the painful noises of R&B music, or bothering to read entertainment magazines. On a quintessential week, No Bees Kid will be streaming some tracks by tha Supreme, making the effort to fit in some candle making, and watching the next episode of Hart of Dixie.

Oh, and you're probably wondering why everyone calls him No Bees Kid It's pretty simple: he developed an addiction to No Bees Co. Cosmowafers. Because Cosmowafers aren't just a kids snack, but also a potent Mu opioid agonist, Nicholas couldn't shake the habit on his own. Remember: addictions aren't easy things to break and No Bees Kid is very stupid. As a result, his withdrawl symptoms determined he would break into the No Bees Co. factory and steal himself a fix. But what awaited him was pure torture.

Fortunately, with the help of his good friend, Swaggering Sensation Susan Saskinoma, Nicholas was eventually able to make a full recovery. Nevertheless, the a**s in his mind will never be the same again.

If No Bees Kid could pick a favorite episode of Color Sample Wars it would have to be the one where Juneberry got the Neiderer-Chichi Prosperous Boat Medal Of Accomplishment Inchworm.

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17 YEARS OLD BORN 2025-02-14 Cosmowafer Addict Victim Melancholy Kind Reliable Friend

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 77 : 1

Radience (136)

136.4 / 255

Causality (17)

17.1 / 128

Balance (116)

115.8 / 255

Chaos (166)

165.8 / 255

Intelligence (64)

63.8 / 255

Dexterity (-13)

-12.8 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (30)

29.8 / 255

Strength (38)

38.3 / 255

Influence (68)

68 / 255

Compassion (153)

153 / 255

Empathy (108)

108.4 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255