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Pericles Gilmore

Let's be honest with each other! \( ゚ヮ゚)/ There's really only one thing you really ever want to know about Max: yes, he does eat out of the garbage. Someone really needs to introduce him to Chlora Schlotsky. But yeah, I know, we have to talk about the less interesting stuff, too...

Peri is definitely overconfident. If there's one way to characterize Peri, it's unusually weird. He can't stop spreading rumors everybody's drama. He can be a little bit of lighthearted at both the best and worst of times. He has a zealousness for romance. He can be kind of clumsy and frequently topple on down.

Peri enjoys high quality clothing, viewing the latest sci-fi movies, and reading just about any non-fiction books. However, he doesn't like working, being subjected to country music, or reading any kind of entertainment magazines. On a predictable day diving into the wonderful world of The Age of Wrath, taking in the expert sounds of Feby Putri, and watching any episode of Making a Murderer.

Peri's most cherished episode of Color Wars is definitely the one with Burnt Sandbank and Timberwolf because Burnt Sandbank pulled just an inch ahead when Timberwolf got paired with canteloupe.

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13 YEARS OLD BORN 2028-06-07 Overconfident Weird Romantic Silly Gossip Clumsy Alert Mercy Self-Affirming Adorkable (Ugh)

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 77 : 1

Radience (128)

127.8 / 255

Causality (16)

16 / 128

Balance (70)

69.9 / 255

Chaos (120)

119.9 / 255

Intelligence (61)

61.2 / 255

Dexterity (36)

35.7 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (74)

74 / 255

Strength (125)

125 / 255

Influence (84)

84.2 / 255

Compassion (156)

155.6 / 255

Empathy (108)

108.4 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255