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Faux-Rabbi

Levi Plaise

OMG what an anus. He's not even a real Rabbi. He's one of Rush LimBot's synthetic Nazis.

Rabbi Levi is sort of an opportunist. He is an uncompromising oppressive fascist. He commonly is itching to engage in novel experiences. He enjoys pulling pranks on people. He does not show up when needed. He can appear to be one person in one point in time and someone completely different in the next. He always listens to his Mama.

Rabbi Levi likes checking out the latest sci-fi movies, dancing to country music, and taking a long walk while listening to a playlist of classical music. However, he doesn't enjoy spontaneity, working, or reading dumb autobiographical material. You'll ordinarily see Rabbi Levi highlighting memorable excerpts from Political Philosophers, playing Shadow Hunters, and watching The Beverly Hillbillies in a predictable week. Oh and, murdering for the fun of it.

What a barrel of laughs this guy can be. I mean, like, what is even going on with him?

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37 YEARS OLD BORN 2004-10-06 Manipulative Eager Fascist Trickster Unreliable Duplicitous Mama's Boy Radient Blood Cruelty Longing Dedicated

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 50 : 1

Radience (72)

71.7 / 255

Causality (9)

9 / 128

Balance (338)

337.9 / 255

Chaos (319)

318.8 / 255

Intelligence (89)

89.3 / 255

Dexterity (179)

178.5 / 255

Efficacy (159)

159.3 / 255

Power (153)

153 / 255

Strength (191)

191.3 / 255

Influence (47)

46.8 / 255

Compassion (-128)

-127.5 / 255

Empathy (-19)

-19.1 / 255

Companionship (8)

8 / 255

 

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