Osman Gump
The MacRoutine Hollows operating system requires the aquisition and translation of an enormous amount of data sources. The Oz-Man manages the largest of them all: the Grand Natsuwan Douchebrary. He uses the Douchebrary data set to de-prioritize negative behaviors during normal operations of MR Hollows. While the task, itself, is fairly elementary it is complicated by the size of the data set and, as a result, the enormous number of tests required to validate each entry.
There is very little that The Oz-Man does not know about. The Oz-Man's technical skills is about as thorough as you can get. He has mastered the academic fields of many branchs of science and mathematics. He is very capable in all his endeavors.
The Oz-Man is into working, prefers having a good think while listening to a playlist of Latin music, and is interested in reading the wonderful stories found in autobiographical material. Regardless, he isn't a fan of outdoor activities, sitting through war movies, or reading dumb entertainment magazines. The Oz-Man customarily enjoys reading passages from Jim Corbett Omnibus, streaming some tracks by Vishal Dadlani, and watching the next episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
The Oz-Man loves the episode of Color Sample Wars that featured Tickle Me Pink and Harbor Disaster Grey when Tickle Me Pink got a bangin' match with a hobo spider and Harbor Disaster Grey got a horrible score for pairing with shark butt.