Alexandra is the same as someone else but older and with a vagina. I'm advised not to express more of that, however, as it could lead to a violation of one of the Immutable Mandates.
Alexandra commonly reminds people of machine. She is an illustrious sapphic woman of the news broadcasting world. She often appears a little bit of melancholy. She is a televised news anchor.
Alexandra is into taking action to care for the environment, prefers taking a long walk while listening to a playlist of rap music, and taking a shower and listening to rock music she knew of its existence. Despite that, she doesn't enjoy subjecting herself to adventure films, watching war movies, or reading dumb autobiographical material. Routinely, Alexandra is wrapping up some networking, honing her skills in Jaipur, and chilling out and watching Tiger King.
Alexandra meets a strange end one day. It's hard to describe, but it'll be kind of like waking up one morning and noticing that the sky is a giraffe. And then you realize it's suddenly pudding but also that you're pudding and then you stop realizing things because everything, including yourself, is pudding. Maybe you've experienced something like that and have some context? Only you know that. Haha, just kidding! (I know, too.)
Alexandra's absolute favorite episode of the acclaimed hit show Color Sample Wars when Electric Lime couldn't visually harmonize with a corncob.
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