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Gunnar Schnauble

Often unsure of what to do all day long, Gunnar just walks up and down Camino Falso as he waits for the sun to set and give him an excuse to return home. He's still struggling to figure out how to make life matter when he has no useful skills to provide.

Gunnar is a reliable and caring friend. He has a strange attraction to the macabre. He can get bored fairly easily and is a chronic over-sharer. He is very vigorous and able-bodied.

Gunnar likes useful things, working, and reading just about any non-fiction books. Nevertheless, he doesn't like sitting through horror movies, having anything to do with action movies, and bothering to read entertainment magazines. Gunnar likes dining on galia melons, enjoying a screening of For Love or Money, and re-reading Simpsons & Their Mathematical Secrets and will often fit these things into his schedule.

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38 YEARS OLD BORN 2003-10-16 Reliable Friend Bored Athletic Morbid TMI Physical Worker Inner Strength Adaptive Flexible Humility Mercy Longing

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 86 : 1

Radience (121)

121.4 / 255

Causality (15)

15.2 / 128

Balance (79)

78.7 / 255

Chaos (143)

142.8 / 255

Intelligence (74)

74 / 255

Dexterity (87)

86.7 / 255

Efficacy (64)

64.1 / 255

Power (126)

125.8 / 255

Strength (217)

216.8 / 255

Influence (92)

91.8 / 255

Compassion (115)

114.8 / 255

Empathy (94)

94.4 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255