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Most of the time, Fithe would rather be asleep. Perhaps that's because he exists in many spatial locations at one time and that can wear a penguin kitty out.

Fithe possesses a minimal attention span and needs stimulating pursuits to avoid boredom. He doesn't exist purely in a single position in spacetime. He is exceedingly intelligent and is immortal.

Fithe is into taking action to care for the environment, prefers listening to musicals, and prefers rocking out to classical music these days. He isn't a fan of wearing comfortable clothing, subjecting himself to war movies, or spending time on the pointless pages of autobiographical material. Distinctly, Fithe's most common things and activities include honing his skills in Haggis, watching the next episode of I Love Lucy, and eating blackcurrants.

Although Fithe has a tendency to try and sleep through as much of existence as possible, he will not hesitate to assist when it truly matters. It seems his only purpose is to maintain balance.

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42 YEARS OLD BORN 1999-12-31 Bored Intelligent Quantum Positioning Immortal Radient Child

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