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Dympna Boardman

Dympna has difficulty estimating sizes because she was born with a brain abnormality and has trouble understanding why her clothes are so tight.

Dympna is tremendously friendly and outgoing. She is definitely overconfident. She has an excellent professional tenacity. She excels in areas of athletic ability. She can be the type of person who will commonly trip over things and fall over. She has brawn that just don't quit.

Dympna is into getting other people's opinions before forming her own, likes checking out the latest documentary films prefers, and has fun reading non-fiction books. Even so, she has an aversion to subjecting herself to adventure films, subjecting herself to war movies, and reading any kind of autobiographical material. Customarily speaking, munching on radishes, chilling out and watching Aria the Natural, and eagerly learning technology will be a major chunk of Dympna's routine.

Oh, and by the way, Dympna does not enjoy having breasts. She considers them a nuisance and hates how much the itch. Like, why? Who decided that? {ಠʖಠ}

The most highly-favored episode of Color Wars is undoubtedly, for Dympna, the one that had Barnswallow and Wisteria because Barnswallow was the guaranteed winner after being paired with cubes of astroturf and nobody saw it coming.

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14 YEARS OLD BORN 2027-10-03 Friendly Strong Athletic Hard-Working Overconfident Clumsy Adaptive Alert Flexible Survivor Humility Inner Strength Self-Affirming

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 135 : 1

Radience (147)

147.4 / 255

Causality (18)

18.4 / 128

Balance (17)

16.7 / 255

Chaos (148)

147.9 / 255

Intelligence (107)

107.1 / 255

Dexterity (145)

145.4 / 255

Efficacy (156)

155.7 / 255

Power (169)

169.2 / 255

Strength (255)

255 / 255

Influence (141)

141.1 / 255

Compassion (171)

170.9 / 255

Empathy (139)

139 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255