HGD Logo White

Reagan

Reagan Gutteridge

So, Reagan wasn't supposed to be named Reagan. Her mother chose the name Waylon, after her favorite Simpsons character, but she was too weak to write on the form. Her attending nurse used to be a Starbucks barista and so Reagan ended up on the form. Her mother didn't notice until Reagan's birth certificate arrived and, at that point, she didn't think it really made. She went on calling her daughter Waylon but was eventually met with resistance when Reagan started kindergarten. No one understood why she went by Waylon when her official name was Reagan and Reagan didn't really know either. Fatigue set in and she eventually refused to respond to Waylon. Personally, I would've just changed it to something else entirely. Reagan or Waylon? Who wants to be called that. No offense, Reagan. I feel for you—synthetically, of course.

Reagan genuinely cares for everyone. She is highly logical and is a helper-type. She has a history of wildly inconsistent mannerisms. She is a friend you can trust.

Reagan is partial to working, enjoys checking out the latest sci-fi movies, and can prefer working with a background soundtrack of Latin music most of the time. She isn't a fan of watching horror movies, being forced to hear the unpleasant sounds of country music, or being forced to hear the unpleasant sounds of R&B music. Filling up on marjoram, watching any episode of Jidou Bungaku Library, and diving into the wonderful world of The Story of Philosophy are all things Reagan likes to do in a regular week.

Reagan's favorite episode of Color Sample Wars was the one that pitted Pink Sherbert against Rare Gray and Pink Sherbert narrowly escaped with the win that week. It was undoubtedly the lacquer on the credenza that won it for Pink Sherbert. Some say the that Rare Gray was robbed of the title but Reagan just thinks it was some kick ass television.

Active Subscrooptions

📦 Walt Whitman Weekly Work Receptacle

Walt Whitman was an American poet, essayist, and journalist. A humanist, he was a part of the transition between transcendentalism and realism, incorporating both views in his weekly work productivity tool subscription.

📦 Franz Kafka Quarterly Philosophy Carton

Franz Kafka was a German-speaking Bohemian novelist and short-story writer, widely regarded as one of the major figures of 20th-century literature. His work fuses elements of realism and the fantastic and is available in a philosophy carton delivered four times each year.

📦 Charles Simeon Monthly Game Box

Charles Simeon was an English evangelical clergyman. Now he's dead and also delivers a monthly selection of games.

📦 Jennifer Garner's Weekly Paper Reams Box

Jennifer Anne Garner is an American actress, producer, and entrepreneur. After her supporting role in Pearl Harbor, Garner gained recognition for her performance as CIA officer Sydney Bristow in the ABC spy-action thriller television series Alias. Through this role, she discovered her affection for 8.5x11 sheets of paper, stacked in groups of 500, and neatly packaged for the day they will become useful. She shares her passion through a weekly subscription service.

📦 John Goodman's Popsicle Stick Basket

John Stephen Goodman is an American actor. He played Dan Conner on the ABC TV series Roseanne, for which he won a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor in 1993 and received the necessary funding to ship his used popsicle sticks to fans for money four times per year.

Likes

Dislikes

Attributes

17 YEARS OLD BORN 2025-04-02 Kind Analytical Capricious Helper Reliable Friend

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 72 : 1

Radience (123)

123 / 255

Causality (15)

15.4 / 128

Balance (64)

63.8 / 255

Chaos (38)

38.3 / 255

Intelligence (89)

89.3 / 255

Dexterity (89)

89.3 / 255

Efficacy (80)

79.7 / 255

Power (85)

85 / 255

Strength (77)

76.5 / 255

Influence (98)

97.8 / 255

Compassion (115)

114.8 / 255

Empathy (102)

102 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255

 

Relationships

Freddy

😃

DB

😃

Mari

😃

Niño

😃

Remmie

😃