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Calder Kinstle

If you need a rude dude with attitude you've found him in Calder. It's like being angry is his job. He lets everything just get so pent up that he feels entitled to just be horrible to everybody. Is that his purpose? You don't see too many people like him around these days.

Calder frequently acts in an aggressive manner. He has been known to come across as rude. He smolders with an inferno of indignation. He lacks an attention span and requires stimulating activities to elude boredom.

Calder likes dancing to musicals, discovering the latest sci-fi movies, and listening to rock music. Even so, he doesn't care for asking for a friend's opinion before making an important decision, taking action to care for the environment, and having anything to do with war movies. Diving into the wonderful world of Ashenden of The British Agent, listening to Fer Palacio, and gobbling up cheesecake are often a major part of Calder's daily routine.

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20 YEARS OLD BORN 2021-10-16 Aggressive Rude Angry Bored Rarely Sits Inner Strength Longing Alert Sharp Physical Worker Determination

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 50 : 1

Radience (80)

79.6 / 255

Causality (10)

10 / 128

Balance (152)

151.7 / 255

Chaos (207)

206.6 / 255

Intelligence (89)

89.3 / 255

Dexterity (77)

76.5 / 255

Efficacy (68)

68.3 / 255

Power (131)

130.9 / 255

Strength (227)

227 / 255

Influence (62)

62.1 / 255

Compassion (20)

20.4 / 255

Empathy (55)

54.8 / 255

Companionship (103)

103 / 255