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Evangeline Dewbre

Who loves Vanji more than anybody? Her son, Billy Dewbre! Is it absolutely creepy? In ways you don't even want to imagine. It's both better and worse than what you're thinking.

Vanji bursting with opinions she is itching to share regardless of everyone's concern. If there's one way to describe Vanji, it's peculiar and eccentric. She exhibits domineering behavior. She is particularly elite and can be quick to judge.

Vanji loves keeping up with the latest trends and styles, prefers a good dramatic film, and reading the wonderful stories found in entertainment magazines first thing in the morning. She doesn't care for working out at the gym, listening to country music, or wasting time reading autobiographical material. Explicitly speaking, Vanji's most common things include honing her skills in Grand Theft Auto V, working on network security, and re-watching The Paper.

I'll leave you with this: Vanji has knit her son more than one codpiece in his limited lifetime. Don't think about it. It's not like that. It's just like something worse than that thing you're thinking about. Not knowing things can be really disturbing, can't it? That's what I'm really trying to tell you right now. Go with knowledge. It's better than your creepy, creepy mind. But also it's not sometimes. I'm just speaking in averages. Maybe just don't get to know the Dewbre family.

If Vanji could pick a favorite episode of Color Sample Wars it would have to be the one where Juneberry got the Neiderer-Chichi Prosperous Boat Medal Of Accomplishment Inchworm.

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47 YEARS OLD BORN 1995-01-08 Opinionated Controlling High Society Judgmental Weird Mother's Love Self-Affirming Dumb Dumb Dedicated

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 32 : 1

Radience (69)

68.9 / 255

Causality (9)

8.6 / 128

Balance (45)

44.6 / 255

Chaos (89)

89.3 / 255

Intelligence (38)

38.3 / 255

Dexterity (128)

127.5 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (98)

97.8 / 255

Strength (128)

127.5 / 255

Influence (72)

72.3 / 255

Compassion (51)

51 / 255

Empathy (45)

44.6 / 255

Companionship (154)

154 / 255



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