When you need strategic charm, Merry's your guy. While he can gain the attention of just about anyone on the fly, when it comes to doing business he's especially effective because he knows how to plan ahead. He researches every client thoroughly—with my help, of course—and knows exactly how to make them feel like they're the most important person in the world. As a result, Merry always gets what he wants.

Merry is ambitious in every sense. He is curious about practically anything. He is a seasoned professional and has unbounded charisma. He has the greatest sense of style. There is very little that he doesn't already know. He never fails to be boyscout-level prepared.

Merry likes getting other people's opinions before forming his own, working, and reading non-fiction books. He dislikes sitting through war movies, subjecting himself to action movies, and reading autobiographical material. Merry commonly enjoys curling up to read the wonderful pages of A Christmas Carol, playing Final Fantasy II, and dining on watermelons.

Merry's motto is, in essence, find a way to help someone and make them a friend before asking them for a favor. That, in essence, is his tried-and-true sales tactic.

Merry won't shutup about that episode of Color Sample Wars when Pink Flamingo obliterated Cityscape Grey because Pink Flamingo managed a narrow win when Cityscape Grey got paired with an egg made out of Velveeta.