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The Jumping Nun

Ysenia Sigafoose

There isn't a more famous or beloved athelete, in all of Geodesia, than The Jumping Nun. She maintains a peerless commitment to leg day and can jump extraordinary distances without generating any forward momentum in advance.

The Jumping Nun stands out in areas of athletic ability. She loves to assist almost everybody. She never neglects leg day and is enviably powerful. She has a distinctive way about her. She spends a lot of time considering the needs of and helping others. She has a strong sense of faith in the unknown.

The Jumping Nun is into useful things, likes watching any adventure films enjoys, and is keen on engaging in hobbies with a background soundtrack of classical music. However, she dislikes watching action movies, the painful noises of country music, and reading stupid books about economics and investments. More often than not, you'll discover The Jumping Nun entertaining herself with a game of Missile Command, watching Love 101, and gobbling up basil.

Despite her status, The Jumping Nun has always made her community a priority and never resists an opportunity to help those in need.

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28 YEARS OLD BORN 2014-01-06 Athletic Leg Day Enthusiast Strong Caring Unique Spiritual Helper Agile Determination Prestige Eminent

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 248 : 1

Radience (211)

211.4 / 255

Causality (26)

26.4 / 128

Balance (115)

114.8 / 255

Chaos (140)

140.3 / 255

Intelligence (115)

114.8 / 255

Dexterity (242)

242.3 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (204)

204 / 255

Strength (255)

255 / 255

Influence (202)

202.3 / 255

Compassion (250)

249.9 / 255

Empathy (182)

182.3 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255