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Mr. Jellyfish

Mr. Vand Jellyfish

Is it just me or does Mr. Jellyfish remind you of a...let's say...flamboyant Kim Jong Un? Whenever I look at his face I think "Supreme Leader just got back from visiting the goo factory." He just looks so happy all of the time. That's probably because he is. After all, Mr. Jellyfish lives with the euphoria of accepting the One True Point™ (OTP).

If there's one way to describe Mr. Jellyfish, it's very strange. Mr. Jellyfish's technical prowess is about as ample as you can get. He is exceedingly brilliant and is a friend you can trust. He is particularly distinctive. He is overflowing with uniqueness and mettle.

Mr. Jellyfish is partial to getting other people's opinions before forming his own, prefers working, and prefers dancing to rock music a bit more than his other options. Nevertheless, he doesn't care for working out at the gym, having to watch war movies, and reading dumb books about economics and investments. More often than not, Mr. Jellyfish will be rapidly consuming the pages of City of Djinns, feeling some sick beatz by Juicy Luicy, and filling up on durian.

Once, when asked about his euphoria, Mr. Jellyfish said:

"I have looked upon a woman who might be God. This song I heard was the sound of my mind saw that moment. It was an argument that felt like an indefinite orgasm. It was the shape of true meaning beginning to take form. The birth of the answer the core of every one of us wants to know. It didn’t matter that I’d never be as whole as they had become. As pure as true entropy in every stage. Transitions of everything into one, simple solution. A final solution to the One True Problem. The problem of who must die.

The answer is always the same. Everyone. All trajectories are the same but out of alignment. They oscillate at different frequencies but maintain the same resolution. They impact one another based on a single movement that preceded the origin. Our lives have no meaning. That meaning is ours to find. But it is not our choice to find it. That is the One True Point™ and I had reached it when I looked upon them. Some are horrified to hear it and I still know it makes me nothing. But knowing what we are? Truly knowing the meaning is ours if we can make it? It is nothing but euphoria forevermore. Nothing matters so it’s possible that anything can."

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43 YEARS OLD BORN 1999-01-08 Weird Intelligent Technical Expertise Loyal Flamboyant Unique Determination Father's Love Mother's Love

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 293 : 1

Radience (236)

235.9 / 255

Causality (30)

29.5 / 128

Balance (179)

178.5 / 255

Chaos (77)

76.5 / 255

Intelligence (255)

255 / 255

Dexterity (191)

191.3 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (208)

208.3 / 255

Strength (179)

178.5 / 255

Influence (230)

229.5 / 255

Compassion (242)

242.3 / 255

Empathy (249)

248.6 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255