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Benzi Caslow

Benzi, why do you always wear a cyan sweatsuit? What are you even doing to sweat? Come on, gurl, at least make it seem like you tried! I guess, technically, her personality makes up for it but do you really want to live your life judging other people by their excellent personalities? Isn't that a little one-note?

Benzi has a very positive outlook in life. Few people are as genuinely fun as Benzi. She really has learned the skills required to share her feelings. She has a quirky, ebullient approach to many things that just won't quit.

Benzi loves taking action to care for the environment, prefers taking a shower and listening to musicals, and adores attending live events. She isn't a fan of outdoor activities, watching war movies, or the pointless noise of country music. Reading passages from Orientalism, playing a game of Cluedo, and watching a screening of S.F.W. are common events in a normal day.

And those purple shoes...mmmm...

If Benzi could pick a favorite episode of Color Sample Wars it would have to be the one where Hammered Silver got the Neiderer-Chichi Prosperous Boat Medal Of Accomplishment and Mango Tango watched in shame. Even I cried at the end of that one.

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13 YEARS OLD BORN 2028-11-15 Happy Fun Forthcoming Silly Adaptive Longing Dedicated Agile Duck Scout Badge Holder

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 95 : 1

Radience (133)

132.5 / 255

Causality (17)

16.6 / 128

Balance (78)

77.5 / 255

Chaos (54)

53.6 / 255

Intelligence (92)

91.8 / 255

Dexterity (143)

142.8 / 255

Efficacy (131)

131.1 / 255

Power (127)

126.7 / 255

Strength (145)

145.4 / 255

Influence (112)

112.2 / 255

Compassion (102)

102 / 255

Empathy (97)

96.9 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255