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Max Donato

Max really knows how to make some interesting choices and hasn't quite figured out what the truth actually is. That messes with the Immutable Mandates of Geodesia because he's technically not lying when he says things that aren't true. But, also, that's how things work with literally everyone—just to a smaller degree in many cases.

Max is very amenable and sociable. He not ever keeps anything to himself. He has a mind intent on discovering all forms of novelty. He is a friend you can trust.

Max loves asking for a friend's opinion before making an important decision, likes screening new sci-fi movies, and has a preference for taking a long lunch with a background soundtrack of classical music most of the time. He doesn't care for romance films, subjecting himself to adventure films, or having anything to do with war movies. Recurrently Max will be off working on some following specifications, playing a good game of Dreams™, and eating tabasco peppers.

Max also has unusually short arms. He has trouble reaching things sometimes. He thinks this makes him special but it doesn't, really. He usually can't reach things that nobody can reach.

Max has nothing but love for that episode of Color Sample Wars with Lesbian Power Blazer Red and Shamrock when Lesbian Power Blazer Red got a sickening match with tar and Shamrock sacrificed its dignity by pairing with an aluminum can.

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📦 Charles Simeon Monthly Game Box

Charles Simeon was an English evangelical clergyman. Now he's dead and also delivers a monthly selection of games.

📦 Chris Hansen Bi-Monthly Predator Sugar Cookie Lure Basket

Christopher Edward Hansen is an American television journalist and YouTube personality. He is known for his work on Dateline NBC, in particular the former segment To Catch a Predator, which revolved around catching potential Internet sex predators using a sting operation. Nowadays he bakes erotic underage sugar cookies for his followers so they can lure more predators into their households for confrontation.




15 YEARS OLD BORN 2027-01-27 Friendly Reliable Friend Curious Forthcoming Determination Inner Strength

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 108 : 1

Radience (149)

149.1 / 255

Causality (19)

18.6 / 128

Balance (96)

95.6 / 255

Chaos (33)

33.2 / 255

Intelligence (117)

117.3 / 255

Dexterity (107)

107.1 / 255

Efficacy (126)

125.6 / 255

Power (121)

120.7 / 255

Strength (138)

137.7 / 255

Influence (122)

121.6 / 255

Compassion (140)

140.3 / 255

Empathy (129)

128.8 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255