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Patrique LaFarge

Pretty much everyone loves PLF, and what's not to like about a dude whose not only a Sentient Animal Person (SAP) with a lust for living but who also likes to photograph himself wearing animal costumes while sipping a cocktail in literally any bathtub. PLF is extremely popular because of his bathtub photos. He's been invited to some of the most elegant bathtubs and handed martinis just so people could share an original photo of his exploits.

PLF has limitless enthusiasm for his ambition. He is an artist on social media. He is exceedingly intelligent and is tremendously forthcoming. He is completely enchanting and overloaded with beguiling characteristics. He strives for social justice and is a great deal of fun.

PLF is into useful things, prefers a good dramatic film, and prefers dancing to rock music most of the time. However, he has an aversion to working out at the gym, having to watch war movies, and reading stupid autobiographical material. PLF will always choose curling up to read A Prisoner of Birth, streaming some tracks by Lauv, and watching Into the Badlands in place of taking the Queen of Your Butt to some random Denny's franchise.

When PLF isn't gracing the world's bathtubs with his costumed talents, he's always helping out his fellow SAPs.

PLF is enamored with that episode of Color Sample Wars with Enchanting Orange and Fuzzy Wuzzy because Enchanting Orange managed a narrow win when Fuzzy Wuzzy got paired with a piece of candy corn.

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37 YEARS OLD BORN 2004-09-09 Ambitious Intelligent Social Media Artist Forthcoming Social Justice Charismatic Fun Experimental Thinker Prestige Determination Self-Affirming Humility

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 257 : 1

Radience (212)

211.7 / 255

Causality (27)

26.5 / 128

Balance (143)

142.8 / 255

Chaos (112)

112.2 / 255

Intelligence (245)

244.8 / 255

Dexterity (255)

255 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (214)

214.2 / 255

Strength (143)

142.8 / 255

Influence (230)

229.5 / 255

Compassion (189)

188.7 / 255

Empathy (217)

216.8 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255