Darlonna's got a lot to say about a lot of things but...will she share them with you? That depends on a lot of those things, I guess.

Darlonna sometimes suffers from pangs of anxiety. If there's one way to characterize Darlonna, it's unusually weird. She occasionally appears kind of insolent. She can't avoid the cloud of desperation that seems to follow her everywhere. She is full of energy and eagerness with surprising regularity. She likes to take more of an assertive approach to life. She is a bit of a prig. She has a mind for analytical thinking.

Darlonna is partial to high quality clothing, likes checking out new sci-fi movies, and playing card games and listening to rock music because it makes her feel good. She doesn't like getting other people's opinions before forming her own, having to watch horror movies, and a good dramatic film. Darlonna is thrilled by reading passages from India's Legal System, honing her skills in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories, and dining on puddings in a predictable week.

Darlonna isn't afraid of welts because she ain't ever gonna get any so she obviously isn't afraid of something that's impossible and never going to happen, you know? She's been assured by all the best predictive algorithms so she has absolutely no reason to fear the receipt of even a single welt so just don't get the wrong impression. She's not afraid of welts so case closed.

Darlonna makes art out of trash to reduce stress. Her favorite materials are worn-out bike tires and different varieties of candy bar wrappers.

Darlonna is completely infatuatd with that episode of Color Sample Wars where Aged Amulet obliterated Goldenrod because Aged Amulet was obviously incapable of losing after being paired with decorative hockey pucks and nobody saw it coming.