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Lyrica Neinhaus

Lyrica is part of the Neinhaus Sisterhood of Executive Assassins. She always carries her torture purse with her everywhere she goes. Even though she's a top-notch destroyer of life, she's at least as good at walking with a sweet and groovy shuffle. Somebody won the lottery of life, didn't she?

Lyrica has the skill and mastery of a professional athlete. She wields remarkable power and strength. She kills people for a living. She will commonly keep secrets and has endless charm. She has the best sense of style.

Lyrica is into useful things, likes screening sci-fi movies, and has fun taking a warm bath and listening to Latin music. She doesn't care for asking for a friend's opinion before making an important decision, listening to the irritating sounds of country music, or spending time on the pointless pages of autobiographical material. Regardless of what life brings, Lyrica always enjoys highlighting memorable excerpts from Image Processing with MATLAB, taking a break with a game of Laser Blast, and binging episodes of The Mechanism on any day of the week. Oh and, of course, murdering people.

But in other news, Lyrica is actually really nice and a pleasure to hang out with if she's not killing you. So if you're not going to die you might just make a new friend. (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃

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25 YEARS OLD BORN 2017-03-15 Athletic Powerful Stylish Secretive Charismatic Assassin Determination Dedicated Longing Adaptive Survivor

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 167 : 1

Radience (153)

152.7 / 255

Causality (19)

19.1 / 128

Balance (162)

161.9 / 255

Chaos (227)

227 / 255

Intelligence (158)

158.1 / 255

Dexterity (255)

255 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (223)

222.7 / 255

Strength (255)

255 / 255

Influence (147)

147.1 / 255

Compassion (28)

28.1 / 255

Empathy (93)

93.1 / 255

Companionship (225)

225.4 / 255