4XS
Swaggering Sensation Susan Saskinoma
4XS (Swaggering Sensation Susan Saskinoma) charms and annoys the world with her satirical and thought-provoking pop musical essays. She typically performs as the lead vocalist for the Cosmopolynauts.
. She will always protect those that matter the most to her. She enjoys playing crazy jokes on people. She was brought up in the Golden Orphanage of Mountain Viewtopia. She has a comprehensive artistic ability. She is a pop star and strives for social justice. She is a true friend. She is a very sympathetic person. She's the premiere swaggering sensation you know and love.
4XS loves outdoor activities, likes working likes, and adores taking a stroll in the park while listening to a playlist of hip hop music. She dislikes romance films, sitting through action movies, and reading stupid books about economics and investments. 4XS is thrilled by taking a break with a game of Factory Fun, watching Mystery Science Theater 3000, and drinking water on a typical day.
Among her many hits, 4XS rose to fame after exposing No Bees Co.'s questionable security practices in her music video Hole Sum, after her good friend Nicholas Bloomfield became addicted to their flagship Cosmowafers and was tortured by their security team. Nevertheless, Susan's most popular work has remained KIDZ RAGE, a death metal compilation of horrifying Kidz Bop lyrics.
4XS's most highly-favored episode of the acclaimed show Color Wars is clearly the one with Rocky River Blue and Jazzberry Jam because Rocky River Blue was the guaranteed winner after being paired with cubes of astroturf and nobody saw it coming.
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