Darris June is a contemporary journalist, author, and sentient Dugong-Person. He's best known for his best-selling book Pubic Haira: How the Properties of Pubes Lead to the Greatest Discoveries in Modern Physics.

Darris has a expressly classy style. He really knows the ways to express himself. He is proud of his intelligence. He has a strong sense of faith in the unknown. He is never deterred by terror. He is terribly effective in all his endeavors. He is dutifully devoted to anything that hold value in his life.

Darris is into working, prefers playing video games while discovering the latest R&B music, and favors going to live events sometimes. He has an aversion to romance films, listening to the unpleasant sounds of country music, and reading dumb autobiographical material. On the whole, Darris's playing The Orange Box, incessantly watching The Fugitive, and scarfing down plums.

On the weekends, Darris enjoys cycling with friends and listening to the music of Shawn Mendes.