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Illy Elting

Perhaps she's angry because she had to take a job guarding the erotiSystem after No Bees Co. was shut down after the whole virtual torture thing was exposed by Swaggering Sensation Susan Saskinoma. Did you hear about that? It was pretty crazy. But not everyone gets to have a job and she can clean up pretty good with all the crap people leave behind in the erotiSystem. It's not my cup of tea either but I wouldn't be complaining.

Illy gets bored pretty easily and is sort of a prude. She is a reliable and caring friend. She can be kind of critical. She will always protect those that matter most.

Illy loves working, likes taking a long lunch while streaming a playlist of rap music enjoys, and is interested in burying her nose in non-fiction books. However, she isn't a fan of outdoor activities, the unpleasant sounds of country music, or bothering to read entertainment magazines. Rapidly consuming the pages of Murphy's Law, honing her skills in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, and binging episodes of Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch compose Illy's common pursuits.

Illy's got her issues. Doesn't everybody? Yes. Everybody does. But she seems to forget that because so many things bother her. She really hates it when men tell her to smile more, but that's kind of a universal lady issue. It just feels worse when it happens to her. You get what I'm getting at here?

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19 YEARS OLD BORN 2022-10-23 Bored Prude Protective Judgmental Loyal Sharp Dedicated Determination

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 81 : 1

Radience (129)

128.6 / 255

Causality (16)

16.1 / 128

Balance (66)

66.3 / 255

Chaos (51)

51 / 255

Intelligence (128)

127.5 / 255

Dexterity (77)

76.5 / 255

Efficacy (98)

97.5 / 255

Power (100)

99.5 / 255

Strength (94)

94.4 / 255

Influence (104)

103.7 / 255

Compassion (107)

107.1 / 255

Empathy (117)

117.3 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255