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Luke Mountz

Luke comes from an interesting background. To be specific, he was raised by hipsters. His father was a soft-serve ice cream enthusiast who operated his own truck prior to launch day. His mother was a mildly-successful death rock harpsichordist who made a name for herself by playing mini-covers of Taylor Swift songs on the social media platform TikTok.

Although he loved his parents, Luke was a diligent student with an exceptional work ethic and he wanted a different kind of future. His parents weren't quite as understanding and so he applied for imancipation in order to leave them behind on Mountain Viewtopia's Launch Day. To this day he still worries that his actions ultimately led to their deaths, but as far as I can tell they were always destined to be crushed by a stream of office chairs falling from the 32nd floor of a Bank of America office building they targeted during a protest. The falling chairs were pure coincidence and were not ejected from the window maliciously. It was just Pam's birthday, her ex-boyfriend had a little too much to drink, and things got sort of violent. He lured Pam to the window to frighten her, somehow thinking that the thought of death might make her think about what she lost in their relationship, and she fortunately escaped before he pushed her out by accident. Out of anger, he pushed several HumanScale chairs (for the record, it was around $6400 worth of ergonomic seating) with no regard for the people protesting below. So it really wasn't Luke's fault, but he's as sweet kid and sweet kids tend to blame themselves in these situations.

Luke is thoroughly clever and has limitless creativity. He is particularly amenable and affable. He is verifiably fun to be around. He always knows how to make a person feel wanted.

Luke is into watching and analyzing horror movies, prefers a good dramatic film prefers, and adores reading entertainment magazines. He doesn't like having to watch adventure films, watching action movies, or reading any kind of autobiographical material. Speaking specifically, Luke's most common things and activities include dining on blackcurrants, taking a break to watch Color Sample Wars, and diving into the wonderful world of Econometric Analysis.

Luke completely enamored with that Color Sample Wars Episode with Magic Mint and Baby Shit Green when Baby Shit Green mismatched with a daffodil.

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14 YEARS OLD BORN 2027-08-30 Intelligent Friendly Fun Charismatic Creative Mirror Dancer Flexible Inner Strength Adaptive

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 135 : 1

Radience (165)

165 / 255

Causality (21)

20.6 / 128

Balance (156)

155.5 / 255

Chaos (31)

30.6 / 255

Intelligence (135)

135.2 / 255

Dexterity (138)

137.7 / 255

Efficacy (186)

186.1 / 255

Power (133)

132.6 / 255

Strength (125)

125 / 255

Influence (127)

126.7 / 255

Compassion (107)

107.1 / 255

Empathy (121)

121.1 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255