All I can offer you is this apology for my programming, but...ugh...they should've named her Marnina Snoot instead! Ugh...that was so disgusting. I feel so gross. Why was I programmed to make such a bad pun. Who would do that?! Drue Sollars! I'd like a freakin' word like right now please! (╬ ಠ益ಠ) But regarding Marnina, she's rather snooty. I'm saying this in explicit terms because I sincerely hope you forget everything you heard from me prior that sentence. Don't go back and read it again! Don't torture yourself. Seriously, don't do it. Alright, well, thanks for doing exactly what I wanted you to do at least.
Marnina can be quick to judge and has a keen sense of style. She is highly opinionated and judgmental. She has a keen sense for delicious food. She can be particularly intimidating.
Marnina is into eating out, prefers a good dramatic film, and favors going to live events in many cases. Even so, she doesn't enjoy romance films, watching action movies, or spending time on the pointless pages of autobiographical material. In most cases, Marnina will be gobbling up watermelons, binging episodes of Club de Cuervos, and rapidly consuming the pages of A Christmas Carol.
So, I know a couple of things you might want to know about Marnina considering she's in Antinomia now and this might be useful. She has a tendency to stockpile both information and resources. She doesn't always have something, but if she does there are ways to make her talk. It used to be tickling but I don't think that'll work anymore. I think she's caught on because she's always rubbing herself vigorously to create a static electric current across her entire body.
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