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Fred Lemert

The problem with Freddy is that he only truly feels alive when he's living life as a bomb ass DJ. Word. That's tight yo. But here's the thing, Freddy: that doesn't make it appropriate to act like a little bitch in every other situation. I'm not making any accusations here, Freddy, but it's just something to bear in mind.

Freddy often feels embarrassed in situations where she's unfamiliar. She is a DJ. She imagines and brainstorms creatively. She perpetually seems to have somewhere else to be. She has a history of hulking out without hesitation.

Freddy loves working, likes thoroughly watching sci-fi movies, and favors rocking out to Latin music most of the time. She dislikes making purchases with a credit card, romance films, and sitting through action movies. In many instances Freddy will be off streaming some tracks by Larry, watching Green Eggs and Ham, and scarfing down asiago cheese.

Freddy loves the episode of Color Sample Wars that featured Tickle Me Pink and Harbor Disaster Grey when Tickle Me Pink got a bangin' match with a hobo spider and Harbor Disaster Grey got a horrible score for pairing with shark butt.

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17 YEARS OLD BORN 2024-08-28 Anxious Angry Impatient Creative DJ Rarely Sits Alert Sharp Shrewd Agile Longing Giver

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 63 : 1

Radience (105)

105.3 / 255

Causality (13)

13.2 / 128

Balance (65)

65 / 255

Chaos (120)

119.9 / 255

Intelligence (64)

63.8 / 255

Dexterity (166)

165.8 / 255

Efficacy (106)

105.7 / 255

Power (105)

105.4 / 255

Strength (87)

86.7 / 255

Influence (92)

91.8 / 255

Compassion (46)

45.9 / 255

Empathy (55)

54.8 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255