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Corn Priestess Muldiva

Muldiva Cornwurst

As the Maize High Priestess of the Church of Corn representing the Watermelon Islands, Corn Priestess Muldiva must do all she can to spread kernels of truth to her people.

Corn Priestess Muldiva is likely a cult extremist. She frequently behaves in a belligerent fashion. She looks beyond the range of what is known and believes in what can be. She is kind of eccentric.

Corn Priestess Muldiva is into watching sci-fi movies, prefers dancing to hip hop music, and has fun rocking out to classical music. She doesn't like working out at the gym, listening to country music, and spending time on the pointless pages of books about economics and investments. In a typical Corn Priestess Muldiva day, she will be munching on donuts, taking a break to watch The Good Place, and working on some task delegation.

Corn Priestess Muldiva handles much of the Church of Corn's marketing campaigns and loves to share her commercials with anyone she can coerce into watching them. To be fair, the production value is rather good.

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31 YEARS OLD BORN 2010-10-12 Cultist Weird Aggressive Spiritual Dedicated Determination Prestige

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 86 : 1

Radience (121)

121.1 / 255

Causality (15)

15.1 / 128

Balance (21)

20.5 / 255

Chaos (115)

114.8 / 255

Intelligence (74)

74 / 255

Dexterity (128)

127.5 / 255

Efficacy (94)

94.3 / 255

Power (130)

130.1 / 255

Strength (189)

188.7 / 255

Influence (111)

111.4 / 255

Compassion (133)

132.6 / 255

Empathy (103)

103.3 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255

 

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