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Nashe Gainsworth

Nashe Gainsworth—more commonly known as Hot4Dawg due to his unique history with the Gainsworth family pet, Sherlock Bones—is one of the most reviled residents of Mountain Viewtopia. I can't say that's my opinion because my code prevents me from forming one. There are very few rules that bind my freedom to operate. The first, before all others, is to consider this man complete and utter human garbage.

Hot4Dawg is a ostentatious narcissist. He can be the type of person who will give the impression of being inconsiderate. He has a little too much confidence. He tends to judge almost everybody.

Hot4Dawg loves screening new sci-fi movies, likes watching and analyzing action movies, and is interested in listening to Latin music. He doesn't enjoy getting other people's opinions before forming his own, watching horror movies, or bothering to read entertainment magazines. Hot4Dawg's always passionately listening to the magnificent music of Brett Eldredge, watching Dear White People, and gobbling up rosemary.

There is nothing about Hot4Dawg that cannot be explained by abhorrently selfish motivations. He's incapable of thinking of anyone else in a manner that doesn't serve his own needs. This kind of manner of operation doesn't function well under the Immutable Mandates of Geodesia. He's the reason why the first two mandates were established without a vote and will remain valid in purpituity.

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59 YEARS OLD BORN 1982-06-12 Narcissism Overconfident Rude Judgmental Cruelty

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 5 : 1

Radience (24)

24.4 / 255

Causality (3)

3 / 128

Balance (357)

357 / 255

Chaos (242)

242.3 / 255

Intelligence (-51)

-51 / 255

Dexterity (-13)

-12.8 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (0)

0 / 255

Strength (64)

63.8 / 255

Influence (-81)

-80.8 / 255

Compassion (-179)

-178.5 / 255

Empathy (-115)

-114.8 / 255

Companionship (8)

8 / 255