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Gerasimo Percifield

Intense is probably (definitely) the best word to describe Ger. I mean, just look at that face. I'm sure you can come up with some other words but we can all agree on intense, right?

Ger often has a lot of eagerness for almost anything else. Only a handful of people are as truly fun as Ger. He is a monstrous gossip. If there's one way to typify Ger, it's bizarre. He regularly likes to try new things. He a neverending hole of neediness.

Ger likes outdoor activities, a good dramatic film, and listening to rock music. He has an aversion to subjecting himself to adventure films, having to watch war movies, and reading any kind of entertainment magazines. Time and time again you'll discover Ger curling up to read Data Structures Using C & C++, taking a break with a game of Suburbia, and chilling out and watching The Browning Version.

So listen, if you decide to interact with Ger—which is a totally fine thing to do—just be prepared for more enthusiasm than you may be able to handle. The dude wants what he wants and he doesn't just let go of things.

That said, he's got his finger on some sort of pulse. It may not always seem relevant but, in the end, it's all relevant. There are always consequences to ignorance. It's better to learn how to endure the unpleasant and discover its benefits. That's something Jakeem Thorstad is really good at, by the way.

Ger loves that Color Sample Wars Episode showcasing Anal Brown and Screamin' Green because Anal Brown pulled out the win when Screamin' Green got paired with a cheeto.

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33 YEARS OLD BORN 2008-09-11 Excitable Fun Weird Gossip Eager Needy Heavyweight Alert Longing Determination

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 81 : 1

Radience (122)

121.9 / 255

Causality (15)

15.2 / 128

Balance (78)

77.5 / 255

Chaos (128)

127.5 / 255

Intelligence (94)

94.4 / 255

Dexterity (43)

43.4 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (103)

102.9 / 255

Strength (171)

170.9 / 255

Influence (86)

85.9 / 255

Compassion (120)

119.9 / 255

Empathy (107)

107.1 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255