Birkey's so much fun that he'll just explode if you get him excited! But don't worry—he knows how to rematerialize most of the time. We hang out a little bit when he explodes so it's nice for me. Don't feel guilty about it if it happens on your watch.
Birkey B views many things through a macrocosmically allegorical lens. He sometimes exhibits very mercurial actions. He is never deterred by fear and is somewhat of a trickster. He has a sense of humor that just won't quit.
Birkey B is partial to getting other people's opinions before forming his own, enjoys streaming the latest sci-fi movies enjoys, and has fun taking a shower and listening to rock music. He doesn't like romance films, watching action movies, or reading autobiographical material. On a quintessential day, Birkey B will be rapidly consuming the pages of The Age of Wrath, playing a game of Quarto, and scarfing down fiddleheads.
If you have to pick your favorite shoulder on a person, Birkey B would be in the running...right? Right?
Birkey B is enamored with that episode of Color Sample Wars with Winter's Breeze and Carribean Green since Carribean Green had a bad match with a traffic cone.
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