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Aquiline Geisel

Aquiline always leaves the door open when she pees because she believes the scent of her urine is magic. I'm not joking. Some people still believe in magic urine when science has already proven that magic comes from the rectum.

Aquiline is habitually pretty cheerful and happy. She conceptualizes and thinks with creativity. She doesn't merely follow trends—she sets them. She has extensive ambition and motivation. She is very smart and skilled.

Aquiline is partial to useful things, likes discovering new documentary films, and can prefer taking a long walk while listening to the sounds of classical music in many cases. She isn't a fan of working out at the gym, being forced to hear country music, or reading dumb books about economics and investments. For Aquiline, playing a good game of Final Fantasy XII, re-reading Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, and binging episodes of Chamebou Kuukijuu no Maki make for a great day.

Aquiline makes her own lipstick with fully organic ingredients. Just appreciate that without thinking about it, okay?

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21 YEARS OLD BORN 2020-11-05 Happy Ambitious Intelligent Creative Trendsetter Inner Strength Determination Sharp Prestige

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 180 : 1

Radience (178)

178.2 / 255

Causality (22)

22.3 / 128

Balance (138)

137.7 / 255

Chaos (117)

117.3 / 255

Intelligence (189)

188.7 / 255

Dexterity (217)

216.8 / 255

Efficacy (255)

255 / 255

Power (179)

179.4 / 255

Strength (133)

132.6 / 255

Influence (168)

168.3 / 255

Compassion (100)

99.5 / 255

Empathy (144)

144.1 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255