Some think of Mr. Parler as a glorified cellular telephone, but he is much more than that. While those primitive devices require a broad series of towers and devices, Mr. Parler operates completely independently over other technology. If you speak to him, you can speak to anyone or anything you wish. With the proper coordinates, he can hone in on any audio within thousands of kilometers from his location and cause vibrations in specific locations as well. This allows him to establish two-way communications with anyone in range by transmitting the audio signal to the recipient directly using bone conduction. When Mr. Parler isn't serving his purpose as a communications device for citizens, he's passively listening and passing the data along to me, Logira, so I can analyze it for everyone's benefit. I also find him very useful for transmitting direct messages to citizens when necessary.

Mr. Parler is an exceedingly outgoing person. He is an honorable and loyal friend. He has never-ending magnetic appeal.

Mr. Parler is partial to useful things, prefers dancing to hip hop music, and adores classical music. He doesn't like working out at the gym, a good dramatic film, and being forced to hear the irritating sounds of country music. Mr. Parler will always choose munching on parsley, watching a screening of Forget Paris, and carving out a little time for amateur radio as a substitute for stomaching yam-injected unicorn in a blanket with no hopes or dreams.