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Wilber Mueller

Aw, Wil, it's gonna be okay buddy. I love you. I know people don't listen to you as much as you want them to but you are, unfortunately, not that interesting. Neither are many of your friends, but since your confidence levels don't seem to be going anywhere you're going to need to step up your game. Maybe integrate some new hobbies?

Wil often looks kind of sad. Very few people are as considerate as Wil. He is bursting with charge and eagerness most of the time. He has a mature sense for delicious eats. He is highly opinionated and argumentative. He doesn't usually feel comfortable in social situations.

Wil enjoys working, screening sci-fi movies, and dancing to country music. He has an aversion to working out at the gym, wasting time reading entertainment magazines, and reading dumb autobiographical material. Wil likes diving into the wonderful world of Broca's Brain, playing Tikal, and munching on squashes and will often fit these things into his schedule.

Well, Wil, just know you've got Logira on your side. I suppose that goes without saying, but maybe not so much in your case. ( ˘ ³˘)♥

Wil completely enamored with that Color Sample Wars Episode with Magic Mint and Baby Shit Green when Baby Shit Green mismatched with a daffodil.

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13 YEARS OLD BORN 2028-06-28 Melancholy Excitable Foodie Shy Opinionated Thoughtful Mirror Dancer Alert Experimental Thinker Humility Mercy Kind Longing Duck Scout Badge Holder

Spectral Harmonics

RATIO 95 : 1

Radience (136)

135.7 / 255

Causality (17)

17 / 128

Balance (88)

87.7 / 255

Chaos (115)

114.8 / 255

Intelligence (128)

127.5 / 255

Dexterity (38)

38.3 / 255

Efficacy (50)

50 / 255

Power (106)

106.3 / 255

Strength (153)

153 / 255

Influence (105)

104.6 / 255

Compassion (148)

147.9 / 255

Empathy (138)

137.7 / 255

Companionship (255)

255 / 255